Legal-ish
The Legal-ish Notice.
Activities for Humans is a fictional corporation created for an art project. Unless otherwise stated in writing, it is not a registered nonprofit, charity, or public-benefit corporation; not a tax-exempt organisation; not an employer; not an investment adviser; and not a provider of tax advice. It is a premise, performed with confidence.
Receipt-like objects are ceremonial.
Any receipt-like object generated by this website is a satirical artifact. It is not a donation receipt, a contribution record, an employment record, an invoice, a tax document, or a legal document of any kind.
It records nothing. It owes you nothing. It is offered in the spirit of a souvenir, and should be retained, if at all, for that reason. No value changed hands. None was implied to.
The activities are for exhibition, not employment.
Games, workbooks, interviews, and live productions presented here are provided for exhibition and entertainment. They do not constitute work, job placement, career advice, therapy, or compensation.
You will not be paid. You will not be hired. You will not be diagnosed. Completion is its own reward; it is the only one offered.
Value depicted descending is illustrative.
Any value shown descending on this site is illustrative. No value is guaranteed to reach any human, by any route, on any timeline.
// direction of descent: assured
// rate of descent: theoretical
// arrival: not warranted
- DirectionDown (assured)
- RateTheoretical unverified
- Quantity receivedNot warranted
- RecipientPossibly you · possibly no one
Recipients are reminded that gravity is itself a kind of generosity. Nothing on this page should be read as a promise that anything will arrive.
The Founder's authority is artistic, symbolic, and food-motivated.
Momo is a nine-pound cavapoo. Her authority over this corporation is artistic and symbolic. It is also food-motivated, and remains subject, at all times, to nap schedules.
No statement attributed to the Founder should be construed as financial guidance, a binding offer, or a position the Founder is prepared to defend after lunch. She is not a person. She is the premise, asleep.
Underneath the disclaimer, the studio means it.
Activities for Humans is, sincerely, becoming a real game studio. That part is true, and it is the point of all the rest.
If it ever becomes a real legal entity, this page and the receipt language will be replaced with copy that an actual attorney has actually reviewed. Until then, the corporation is the joke, the studio is the work, and everything on this page is offered in good faith and zero standing.
"This notice is not legally binding, which is the only honest thing on the page."
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